dreamv-lle:

*rolls my third eye*

(via humorstar)

richwhitelesbian:

howcome the president always wins the election

(via fuckyahumor)

fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

(via humorstar)

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via fuckyahumor)

amargedom:

“You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.”

— S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders
(via goodreadss)

(via provokationpur)

dogs99999:

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

(via fuckyahumor)

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

(via confirmance)

stability:

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

(via humorstar)

linxsay:

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

(via fuckyahumor)